Sunday, December 30

Career Options

One gets a lot of opportunities to think during winter break, so I used 0.002% of that time to narrow down the list of things I'd like to be. In no particular order.

Neurologist
Astronomer
Conservation Biologist
Microbiologist
Geneticist
International Law Associate
Civil servant
Economist
World religions theologian
Investigator
Anthropologist/Historian
Inventor
Photographer
Writer
Choreographer
Music Arranger, Sound Editor
Film Editor
Mathematician, Logician
Archaeologist
Philosopher
Translator
Standup Comedienne
Nonprofit Employee
Intelligence Specialist
Dictator
Farmer
High-rise building window washer
Professional pole vaulter
Boxer
Stunt double
Aikido instructor
Special ops sniper
Civil rights leader
Outdoor guide/Rescuer
Dirtbag climber
Nun/Hermit
Albatross (qbwaaa-ukk!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you could be the world's first song-and-dance dictator with a successful prime time stand-up comedy gig and an albatross sanctuary.

Anonymous said...

I want to BE an albatross, not take care of them.

Michelle Rafter said...

You could be a farming nun employed by a non-profit who slide lines as a high-rise window washer to earn extra money to compete on the professional pole vault circuit but only if you're not out of the country working as a special ops sniper but pretending to be a dirtbag rock climber and outdoor guide. That's my girl!

MVR