Astrocamp Application
Heyyyy Mom, it wants to know my work experience. Can you email me the Fitzpatrick's address, and who was my supervisor at Danner? Do I just put Uncle Joe and his work phone?
Oi, Did you set up a notification so that each time I post, you get an email? Or RSS feed me. Speaking of feeding me . . .
Ode to my missing Gold Card
Every day I check the mail
but my box is empty, no avail.
My money, my identification, my luncheon,
are put on hold 'til the card be punched in.
I have to withdraw from the cash machine
to eat my meals, and snacks in between.
Good thing I'm too busy for appetite,
so I don't have to dine for $8 each night.
The library police think I'm totally sketch,
and I'm running out of things about which to kvetch.
Lastly, I have to sneak into the gym to use the pool.
Missing one's Gold Card isn't cool.
3 comments:
Kate: I will send this info to you via email so I'm not posting contact info for the world to see.
MVR
I mailed the Gold Card to you exactly one week ago today. If you don't get it by tomorrow I will call the finance office myself and deal with this. No wonder Dad said you'd withdrawn $150 from your ATM already.
MVR
P.S. You should send that little bit of doggerel to the student newspaper - seriously. If you don't I'm going to.
MVR
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